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Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

I didn’t sleep too well. Maybe it was the apprehension preceding the snow day, though I wasn’t all that excited. It was probably the gusts of wind blowing snow against my window all night, making a distinctive sound. I had repeated dreams of someone unfurling a plastic bag, then woke up in a cold sweat. I find my purported fear of plastic bags slightly more disconcerting than the fact that I have nightmares about plastic bags.

So since it’s been snowing so much lately, mom got the idea to stop using the freezer and just put food in a cooler outside buried in snow. That’s why this morning, you would have found me knee-deep in blinding snow, one hand holding a bowl of cereal, the other shoved elbow-deep in in a snow drift searching for milk. By the time I actually found it, my Frosted Mini-wheats were actually frosted, as was every other part of my body.

Well, this Snow Day is only half over. I’m going to join my peers down at the maypole as soon as I’m done with my CWLT reading, which should be in May.

A curse. A destiny.

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

This was once an ordinary Tuesday. Then something extraordinary happened. Something that would change the significance of this day forever: it was chosen.

Human pollution opened a hole in the ozone layer large enough for cosmic rays to surge through and transform this common day of the week in … Super Tuesday.

Able to leap calender years in a single bound and trounce common Mondays, Super Tuesday strives only to win the approval of his Uncle August and to try to stop his evil counterpart, Black Tuesday, a 1954 film from the diabolical mind of Sydney Boehm!

Okay, enough procrastinating, I have to vote.